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Tips for dealing with fatty and sugary foods this holiday season

pandalot:

1. Eat it
2. Eat it all
3. It’s the season of pumpkin and cranberry and peppermint everything
4. Fuck the magazines that try and guilt you with the “Christmas 8” or whatever they’ve made up
5. And fuck anyone who chirps at you and asks “do you REALLY need that second helping of green bean casserole?”
6. Oh and cupcakes make a great cheap/last minute gift for any occasion (you can even make them vegan!)

Congratulations you have all the tools you need to deal with holiday food this year.

(Source: pandavalkyrie, via thateffinpoco)

Un-learned kindergarten lessons

Waiting for everyone to go to bed so that I can make/eat my caramel popcorn without sharing.